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10:19 a.m. - Saturday, Apr. 24, 2004 In fact, here are 32 reasons why my 30th birthday was better than my 29th. Most of these were written before noon yesterday. 1. I woke up once, as oppossed to several times through the night. 2. When I woke up, I was not puking. 3. When I woke up, I was in a bed, and not an air mattress prone to losing air. 4 That bed was in a bedroom, not an office. 5. I got up and Chris and I helped an old man move a new mattress into his bedroom, and I did not puke during a police sweep of homeless people. 6. I am sitting in a lawn chair in my own back yard. 7. I have a "handi-cat" playing in the grass next to me. (June Carter Cat can't walk too well.) 8. There is an 8 year-old boy quoting the Cat In The Hat movie and making funny faces. 9. I had a nice little breakfast made by a friend, and I did NOT puke. 10. I was rolled under my bed by that friend and his kids when I woke up this morning (a strange tradition), although I did not actually fit under the bed. 11. My birthday is on a Friday, and birthdays are much better on Fridays than on Wednesdays or Mondays. 12. It is a beautiful day and I'll actually be awake to appreciate it, rather than sleeping and puking. 13. I'm going bowling with a whole bunch of friends and eating pizza tonight, and not going somewhere where I can't actually eat for fear of puking. 14. I have more friends to share my birthday with than I did last year, including a priest who makes inappropriate jokes who I've gotten to know a lot better. 15. I am exactly one year wiser than I was last year. 16. I am more at peace with myself than I was last year. 17. I have less money this year. 18. I was up at 1:00 a.m. this morning exercising writing skills that have much-improved and been much-read. Also, I was not moaning like I was about to puke. 19. I am waiting for a cheque from The Door for publication of several comedic pieces I wrote. I am a published writer this year! 20. I am sitting outside with a moment to myself and a space in which to have that moment and no meetings to go to or "Coalition" to be a part of. 21. I love Jesus more this year than last year. 22. I am better friends with homeless and poor people this year. 23. Did I mention I have not puked this year? 24. I am closer to Heaven than I have ever been. 25. It is not an overcast, grey day this year. It may not have been last year either, but it seems like it was. 26. I just put on a t-shirt that smells great because I was able to hang it out to dry in my back yard, and I did not have to go to a laundromat. 27. I'm drinking a real good coffee that I made in my kitchen, and not in the church office. 28. I am not 29 years old. 29. I am not 31 years old. 30. I am 30 years old. 31. I am more God's than I have ever been. 32. I am me, and I am cool, and I am free.
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